Hit Me With Your Sweet Love

Sep 28

beardhairdontcare:

Of course size matters, who the hell wants a small pizza?!

Sep 28

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

Sep 27

sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

Sep 27

"Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"

ask-gallows-callibrator:

little-sound:

edrecoveryprobs:

image

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

YEAH OKAY THIS IS REALLY REALLY TRUE LIKE SERIOUSLY 

Sep 26
handjob:

by e

handjob:

by e

Sep 26
unexist-me:

mareepe:


you automatically turn gay if you drink this

what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?

gay²

unexist-me:

mareepe:

you automatically turn gay if you drink this

what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?

gay²

Sep 24
Sep 24
cannibal-giraffe:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

I finished this in my head with “…can prevent forest fires”

cannibal-giraffe:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

I finished this in my head with “…can prevent forest fires”

Sep 24

bish-wuuut:

This makes me so happy

Sep 24