Hit Me With Your Sweet Love

Apr 19

woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

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Apr 19

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great
Apr 19
antares-nova:

babygoatsandfriends:

goats-4-everyone:

This is actually the way baby goats socialize and create bonds with their want to be friends. :) The poor thing just wants a friend. The puppies are the abusive ones neglecting it of friendship with their misunderstanding of the mysterious world of goats and their social behaviors.

=)

In the goat’s mind: ”hello furry sausages let’s be friends okay”
In the puppies’ minds: “jeSUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL”

antares-nova:

babygoatsandfriends:

goats-4-everyone:

This is actually the way baby goats socialize and create bonds with their want to be friends. :) The poor thing just wants a friend. The puppies are the abusive ones neglecting it of friendship with their misunderstanding of the mysterious world of goats and their social behaviors.

=)

In the goat’s mind: ”hello furry sausages let’s be friends okay”

In the puppies’ minds: “jeSUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL”

Apr 19

precumming:

wasabae:

precumming:

I walked all the way over to the library to study and I’m just sitting on my phone

why would you sit on your phone

Apr 19

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

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cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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Apr 19

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

Apr 19

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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